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Twas the Night Before - Dangerous_D - 01-01-2016 Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Everyone felt shitty Even the mouse Mom on the toilet Dad smoking grass I had just settled down For a nice piece of ass. When out on the roof I heard such a clatter I sprang from my piece To see what was the matter. Out on the roof I saw some old prick. I knew in a moment It must be St Nick. He came down the chimney Like a bat out of hell. I knew in a second The fucker had fell. He filled up the stockings With whiskey and beer And a big rubber dick For my brother, the queer. He rose up the chimney With a thundering fart The son of a bitch Blew my chimney apart He swore and he cussed As he rode out of site Piss on you all It's been a hell of a night! |