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Twas the Night Before - Dangerous_D - 01-01-2016

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everyone felt shitty
Even the mouse
Mom on the toilet
Dad smoking grass
I had just settled down
For a nice piece of ass.

When out on the roof
I heard such a clatter
I sprang from my piece
To see what was the matter.
Out on the roof
I saw some old prick.
I knew in a moment
It must be St Nick.

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell.
I knew in a second
The fucker had fell.
He filled up the stockings
With whiskey and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother, the queer.

He rose up the chimney
With a thundering fart
The son of a bitch
Blew my chimney apart
He swore and he cussed
As he rode out of site

Piss on you all
It's been a hell of a night!