07-08-2016, 04:25 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-08-2016, 04:27 PM by WeaponTheory.)
Left 4 Dead
Played a random game.
Once again, got put in a game where this beta white knight is trying so hard to protect some girl, y'know, giving her health and shielding her from enemies. I knew immediately what was going on when I saw that they didn't let out the two survivors (including me) out of the closet to prep for the finale rescue event.
So I stayed around giving it the benefit of a doubt, but it didn't matter because once they signal the rescue vehicle, we're getting out automatically.
So they did so and ran away. I'm free. Mind you, I start with half of health. And due to limited of time to prep, I couldn't grab a pipebomb (which distracts zombies and make them run to it), and they jacked all the fucking health.
I ran to my safe spot on the level, beasting it with an A.I. bot and protecting him so that he protects me just so I can rub it in their face that I still held my own.
Then on the mic, I hear him addressing me. Telling me to leave or he will kill me.Â

This faggot's accent is all out of whack because he's from France.Â
So anything that comes out of his mouth is gonna sound like a retard who learned English from Competitive Shooter lobbies.
I'm pissed off because I've witness this bullshit a few weeks ago, the only difference is that they didn't have a mic for me to cuss their ass out. Now I'm livid because of this deja vu shit and this is the first thing I deal with when I cut on the game!? But because above all, in a fucking co-op game, there's no rhyme or reason to act the way he is.Â
Kill me, FOR WHAT!? To live out your last humans on Earth fantasy?
So I told him that if he didn't want people joining the game he should've put it on private and that he's stupid for not knowing about that. I hoped his fucking princess could hear me, because I told him that doing this isn't gonna make her suck your dick.
After that he just kept saying something about "dick", I swear to God, it sounded like he was trying to convinve me how great of a cocksucker his girlfriend is. The female gamer is from the UK, so I know he wasn't talking about her.Â
Again, still beasting it in my area with the A.I. bot, which I'm surprised is living as long as it did at the time.
Now comes the part where I know I was gonna die anyway. Making my way towards the rescue vehicle where the jackass awaits, I had lesser health thanks to him shooting me on my way there, which causes the player to walk slow. I didn't have a pipe bomb to get the zombies off of me and no health pack. And despite all of that, I ALMOST made it on the vehicle because he got distracted for a few seconds with the ambushing zombies.
I got knocked down right in front of the rescue vehicle. And with my last attempt of a "fuck you", they had gasoline tanks, I shot them to do some fire damage to them and I died.
Unfortunately nothing I say to him would matter because lord knows he can't understand me just as I couldn't him.
Shit like this doesn't make me want to play the game. No matter what I do, the game is filled with idiots and griefers.
Braid
Bought it after that bullshit I experienced for $4.99
It's alright, it makes me feel stupid until I can figure out what to do or I give up and skip it. I hate and like games like this.
Played a random game.
Once again, got put in a game where this beta white knight is trying so hard to protect some girl, y'know, giving her health and shielding her from enemies. I knew immediately what was going on when I saw that they didn't let out the two survivors (including me) out of the closet to prep for the finale rescue event.
So I stayed around giving it the benefit of a doubt, but it didn't matter because once they signal the rescue vehicle, we're getting out automatically.
So they did so and ran away. I'm free. Mind you, I start with half of health. And due to limited of time to prep, I couldn't grab a pipebomb (which distracts zombies and make them run to it), and they jacked all the fucking health.
I ran to my safe spot on the level, beasting it with an A.I. bot and protecting him so that he protects me just so I can rub it in their face that I still held my own.
Then on the mic, I hear him addressing me. Telling me to leave or he will kill me.Â

This faggot's accent is all out of whack because he's from France.Â
So anything that comes out of his mouth is gonna sound like a retard who learned English from Competitive Shooter lobbies.
I'm pissed off because I've witness this bullshit a few weeks ago, the only difference is that they didn't have a mic for me to cuss their ass out. Now I'm livid because of this deja vu shit and this is the first thing I deal with when I cut on the game!? But because above all, in a fucking co-op game, there's no rhyme or reason to act the way he is.Â
Kill me, FOR WHAT!? To live out your last humans on Earth fantasy?
So I told him that if he didn't want people joining the game he should've put it on private and that he's stupid for not knowing about that. I hoped his fucking princess could hear me, because I told him that doing this isn't gonna make her suck your dick.
After that he just kept saying something about "dick", I swear to God, it sounded like he was trying to convinve me how great of a cocksucker his girlfriend is. The female gamer is from the UK, so I know he wasn't talking about her.Â
Again, still beasting it in my area with the A.I. bot, which I'm surprised is living as long as it did at the time.
Now comes the part where I know I was gonna die anyway. Making my way towards the rescue vehicle where the jackass awaits, I had lesser health thanks to him shooting me on my way there, which causes the player to walk slow. I didn't have a pipe bomb to get the zombies off of me and no health pack. And despite all of that, I ALMOST made it on the vehicle because he got distracted for a few seconds with the ambushing zombies.
I got knocked down right in front of the rescue vehicle. And with my last attempt of a "fuck you", they had gasoline tanks, I shot them to do some fire damage to them and I died.
Unfortunately nothing I say to him would matter because lord knows he can't understand me just as I couldn't him.
Shit like this doesn't make me want to play the game. No matter what I do, the game is filled with idiots and griefers.
Braid
Bought it after that bullshit I experienced for $4.99
It's alright, it makes me feel stupid until I can figure out what to do or I give up and skip it. I hate and like games like this.
"Who am I to tell you something that you already know?
Who am I to tell you 'Hold on' when you wanna let go?
Who am I? I'm just a sicko with a song in my head and it keeps playing again and again and again and again."
https://youtu.be/bdJ7xe70ck0