07-04-2015, 09:08 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-06-2015, 12:26 PM by WeaponTheory.)
Jurassic World
![[Image: Jurassic_World_poster.jpg]](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/Jurassic_World_poster.jpg)
Lamesauce
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This bitch running through the forest throughout the whole movie in high heels. lolololol no.
This bitch out runs a T-Rex in heels though. My ass.
This bitch knows how to operate a auto rifle and easily kills a Pterodactyl mixbred. My dick.
The fucking teenage angst horny punk kid some how has the skills to fix a broken jeep and get it to work again. lolollol you expect me to believe that?! But when Chris Pratt and Ms. Eye Candy finds another broken jeep, Chris is like "lololol I can't do that". Fuck dude, we just saw you fix a motor bike earlier. That one kid has ZERO MECHANIC SKILLS!
Chris Pratt trains Velociraptors. The smartest dinosaur. He was told that the new dinosaur was DNA created with a mix of whatever Dinos but the main ingredients is hush hush. He was however told that it's going to be the smartest dino. SHIT I WONDER WHY DNA THEY USED FOR THAT?!
Chris Pratt remains oblivious until near the end of the movie. "Hurrr durrr that's why it's smart".
Pterodactyls everywhere and even a mixbred small ones attacked the park filled with 2000+ humans. 1 Death. Ms. Eye Candy's sister who was barely seen in the movie and totally never mention again after the important characters regrouped at the end. WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS CHARACTER IN THE FILM AT ALL?! DID THE ACTRESS PISS THE DIRECTOR OFF? DID THEY CUT HER ROLE SHORT?
I can't wait for Honest Trailers to tear this film a new asshole.
![[Image: Jurassic_World_poster.jpg]](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/Jurassic_World_poster.jpg)
Lamesauce
vSPOILERSv
This bitch out runs a T-Rex in heels though. My ass.
This bitch knows how to operate a auto rifle and easily kills a Pterodactyl mixbred. My dick.
The fucking teenage angst horny punk kid some how has the skills to fix a broken jeep and get it to work again. lolollol you expect me to believe that?! But when Chris Pratt and Ms. Eye Candy finds another broken jeep, Chris is like "lololol I can't do that". Fuck dude, we just saw you fix a motor bike earlier. That one kid has ZERO MECHANIC SKILLS!
Chris Pratt trains Velociraptors. The smartest dinosaur. He was told that the new dinosaur was DNA created with a mix of whatever Dinos but the main ingredients is hush hush. He was however told that it's going to be the smartest dino. SHIT I WONDER WHY DNA THEY USED FOR THAT?!
Chris Pratt remains oblivious until near the end of the movie. "Hurrr durrr that's why it's smart".
Pterodactyls everywhere and even a mixbred small ones attacked the park filled with 2000+ humans. 1 Death. Ms. Eye Candy's sister who was barely seen in the movie and totally never mention again after the important characters regrouped at the end. WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS CHARACTER IN THE FILM AT ALL?! DID THE ACTRESS PISS THE DIRECTOR OFF? DID THEY CUT HER ROLE SHORT?
I can't wait for Honest Trailers to tear this film a new asshole.
"Who am I to tell you something that you already know?
Who am I to tell you 'Hold on' when you wanna let go?
Who am I? I'm just a sicko with a song in my head and it keeps playing again and again and again and again."
https://youtu.be/bdJ7xe70ck0